Clam Boner

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010

Clam babies

The unusually yummy sweet surprise that explodes in ur mouth when biting into a steamed clam...

"Mmmmhhhh.....that one was filled with clam babies!!!"
"Wow! Love me some freshly exploded clam babies in my mouth!"

by Bovice2000 August 20, 2013

clam wash

Tea bagging, as performed by the female. The female version of tea bagging.

Ryan passed out so Kassie clam washed him!

by Jewbag October 12, 2013

Clam Ice

1. Any decoration of the vagina or mons pubis with crystals, beads, or sequins in a way that is designed to be temporary. 2. The artistic end product of vajazzling.

"Hey, I got vajazzled! Wanna see my clam ice?"

by JadeOrchid May 8, 2018

clam chowder

The fluids secreted from the elusive bearded clam when aroused, often tasting of fish and of a creamy texture.

I got some clam chowder up my nostril while giving her head hanging upside-down.

by Some kid from B-Town December 9, 2008

clam neck nipples

When a woman's nipples are long, skinny, and dark in color. Resembling the external portion of a clam's gastrointestinal tract also known as the "siphon" or the "neck."

"Dude it was gross, that chick had clam neck nipples."

by Vance M April 25, 2008

Clam Bandit

A bandit that eats clams. Also known as a lesbian.

The Red Room is full of clam bandits on ladies night.

by dtrax January 12, 2007