caitihands

A very cool talented editor 100% worth following

caitihands Is the best mutual ever !

by Pretzel hat February 7, 2022

Bonus captivus

when you want to leave the job but delay it beause you don't want to lose the yearly bonus

"John can't leave the company right now, he's in bonus captivus"

by alex_b June 8, 2016

Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower

A swell lad, one who perhaps isn't straight but overall still gives everyone a great time.

~Man I just pulled a Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower on that guy

~No freaking way you just Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower'ed

~Both: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSsksksksk

by Sneed d'Elaine September 19, 2021

.tired.cacti

A nice person who is also a fucking bitch. Like ur a hoe <3

Have you followed .tired.cacti? They’re a bitch

by Rexy.cow January 29, 2022

Oh captian, my captian!

Orinally a poem post Civil War that makes a metaphor comparing Lincoln to a captian of a boat who dies at the end, the phrase became famous from the 1989 movie "The Dead Poet Society" staring Robin Williams. The whole point of the phrase is that William's character was an English teacher who had his student's address him with that phrase while standing on their desks.

Good morning oh captian, my captian!

by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005

cartispics

Cartispics is the study of controversies amongst world religions.

Cartispics led me to knowing about the causes behind the crusades.

by 4yourowngood December 17, 2016

Captin Smug

A kid with spiked up hair and glasses. Good at most things and is not scared to exploit it. When he does well in an exam for example. he will say nothing and sit there with a smug-ass look on his face

Connor: Oh look at my exam result

Bradley: thats good. why is he looking at us with that smile

Connor: Don't worry look at him he is a captin smug

by Abbottofmojo12 June 13, 2011