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Custard cock

Custard cock; when a guy has clap he has a custard cock.
Yellow brown and slimy just like custard with a thick layer of skin
"Haha Stuart has clap"
"Urgh custard cock"
by Earl Gamblewood May 28, 2014
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Custard Danish

A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.
My dog gave her a Custard Danish while she was passed out drunk!
by Octoboss January 7, 2011
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custard

your bitch; your ho; your pussy; girl you use for sex
Guy 1: Dude, is that your ho?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that's my custard.
by Peete May 15, 2007
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Custard

Keith is a right Custard!
by daisyface January 12, 2007
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custard boy

One who is very large in mass and owns a lot of hoes..generally speaking they have buck wild mares they ride.
by newcomerlady12 July 11, 2011
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custard

"I would have eaten Jenny's snatch, but there was custard dripping out of it so I decided to pass."
by potter420 May 19, 2003
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crimson custard bucket

I blew my load all over her crimson custard bucket.
by El_Norab89 August 31, 2006
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