buffet brigade

A group of large obese people who travel in packs

Four big girls were walking toward Beau and he said "Here comes the buffet brigade!"

by jollybean420 September 23, 2011

buffet dad

Someone who has to take a shit immediately after consuming a meal.

"Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.

by Buffet Father April 3, 2019

Vampire Buffet

Cunnilingus when performed on one or more menstruating women in one session.

When Samantha invited five of her dorm friends over for my birthday, I had no idea her present to me was going to be a vampire buffet.

by BuffetBob October 6, 2016

beffer

another word for best friend

Jimbob is totally my beffer.

We will be beffers for life!

by Kaity Kerosene June 22, 2008

Buffet

Usually a long line of random foods that will make you want to taste everything. This will result in a very big stomach ache and/or the inability to stand up and walk around.

Maria: Man! Look at this buffet! There's so much food! I'll just taste a bit of everything.

Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.

(Later)

Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?

Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)

by Iamsobored123 July 26, 2011

buffercup

- someone's who's just so adorable and huggable

"Darling, you're such a buffercup!"

by Buttercup17776 April 27, 2010

Bluffering

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

by cabbagepants December 16, 2007