Braden

A person who does not have faith in a snow day and is a firm hater in the idea of getting one. A braden is a clown.

Normal Person: Dude we might have a snow day it's snowing a lot outside!
Braden: Stop getting your hopes up. It ain't gonna happen.
Normal Person: That's not very cash money of you dude, not cool.

by Sony Gang November 11, 2019

Braden

He’s a quiet guy. But the teacher LOVES HIM. He’s quite the teachers pet 👅🦶🏽

Teacher: Braden why don’t you stay after class???

by Chickenzrule November 22, 2019

Braden

Braden is the type of guy who will suck your penis when you broke up with madalyn last Saturday night. And Bradens tend to walk like a disabled dog, and make disable dog noises. If you find a Braden, tickle his Donahue neck and he will pass out from penis purple syndrome.

Hi Braden, dont be scared. I'm just going to tickle your Donahue neck.

by Madalyns pepperoni titanic tit December 5, 2019

braden renner

He is a fag. Braden thinks everyone likes him. But they don’t. He acts like he is depressed. He looks so gay walking. He hangs out with weirdos.

1.Did you see James Charles new look. It looks like Braden Renner

by Braden_is_gay. December 14, 2019

Braden

A short guy who wears too much axe body spray

“Ew he smells like a locker room! Must be a Braden”

by Turtles hate violence December 24, 2019

Braden

A white kid that dates girls that are black and are a grade bellow him

That kid Braden kissed kamiah

by Soggywafflez2010 October 20, 2019

Braden Li

Brown-eyed, dark brown haired boy who is very popular

Have you heard of Braden Li. He is so handsome and popular

by Braden Li October 22, 2019