Boeree Bog

When you go to the toilet and there is no toilet paper or other suitable material available so, unfortunately, you have no choice but to leave the toilet without wiping.

"Hey mate, i noticed there was no toilet paper in that toilet, did you do a Boeree Bog?"

by Anacist June 3, 2009

Bog-Wash

A sexual act whereby the male/female decides to unload both the solid and liquid forms of waste from themselves onto thier partner, at the same time, thus giving the same effect as a traditional "Bog-Wash".

Oliver: You'd have sex with that beast of a girl Claire?!, i'd rather take a bog-washin' off Vanessa Feltz!

by J May 3, 2005

Bog Rocket

A poo covered penis

I pulled out my bog rocket after a did her up the behind

by Bare Dougie July 2, 2008

bog house

A bordello for the Gay male subculture, usually indistinguishable from any of the surrounding houses. term originated in London. circa eighteenth century.

also see: molly house

Man 1: I saw that man come out of that bog house down the lane.

Man 2: that perverted Cur.

by TheNug June 15, 2004

bog balls

When your balls are very sweaty and sticky; drenched in human produced humidity. Akin to swamp ass.

Pablo: Damn dude, I've been so stressed out and rushing around.

Albert: That's no good, when that happens to me I get a bad case of bog balls.

by supplybiscuit June 5, 2010

Yippie Bog

A gitty vagina, usually on a young woman.
A vagina that is eager for attention

man i saw that snatch again last night, that yippie bog sure loves the cock

by Patronica July 7, 2006

bog ass

The state of having a brutally gassy ass

Hyndman showed up this morning with bog ass! Watch out everybody

by Annie Velvet October 30, 2003