Message Board Terrorist

A troll on a message board who posts an inflammatory message and then runs away from the topic like a pussy to avoid the inevitable owning.

Hey, that Message Board Terrorist just linked to Fox News, The Drudge Report, Ann Coulter's web site, and a radio link to Rush Limbaughs show, but then he stopped posting!

Allah Akpost!

by Wadatah November 9, 2008

sunburned drifters with soapsud beards

You know, it's that thing when a hobo becomes a rich man, so they take the big bubble bath.

Defined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live.

You can find sunburned drifters with soapsud beards in NY's hottest club, Crease.

by krai May 2, 2010

Water Boarded

When girl flexes her pelvis and accidentally discharges her vaginal fluid on your face whilst being Drop Smeared

"Dude what happened to your face?!"

"I almost drowned earlier, this girl water boarded me."

by Marshmello73 December 15, 2011

ouija board

its a board with letters on it. satan is just as likely to haunt your keyboard as he is an ouija board.

i think ouija board is a satanic device. i am an idiot

by fred bamburger December 12, 2006

sex board

A piece of wood (usually a 4x4) used to lift the FUPA, or pannus, of an obese female, or occasionally male, for easier access to the genitalia for sex.

He: hey baby, wanna have sex?
She: yeah, just let me get my sex board so you can get it in.

by ResidentDR November 9, 2013

Bardshit

The use of excessively liberal language or actions to justify totalitarian practices.

He says: The school is now making all history majors take a course in women's studies because they want the students to understand the oppression that women as a group have endured due to the unrelenting control a male oriented society has exhibited throughout history.
She says: That sounds like a bunch of bardshit to me.

by Leah N. G. Sheets July 22, 2008

Special Board

Hidden boards on GameFAQs that cannot be found without going through random numbers or obtaining a link elsewhere. They are the following (board numbers shown):

Brilliant - -1
Nine - 9
Board 250 - 250
Eggbeater - 486
Spork - 542
Spatula - 622
Semprini - 709
Jenny - 8675309
Lame - 20040401
Rnd() - 123456789
Pie - 314159265
Toaster Oven - 909090909

Currently, Toaster Oven is the Special Board with the most topics, with Spork in second.

Secret Boards are 1337.

by GastonRabbit June 24, 2004