bloesem

Bloessem is a girl who is always positive, but she hates herself deep inside. She always tries to make everyone happy

"Hey Bloesem, why are you smiling again?"

by Iwannadiewithcookiesinmysmile November 24, 2020

stagnant blog

A blog that is never updated.

Steven has a stagnant blog.

by Nickdswow January 11, 2009

s-blog

It is a blog that is small and just lists significant things like dieing and doing it and stuff.

"Dude, your blog is short"
"Yeah its a S-blog idiot"

by YYAPYYAP March 31, 2008

D-Blog

An altered form of the term "D-Bag" and an abbreviated form of the term "Douche Blog," used to describe a particular blog and it's content as arrogant, rude or obnoxious.

Janet: "Perez Hilton is amazing!"

Susie: "Yeah, but such a fucking D-Blog."

by mikevy August 27, 2009

sprog blog

A blog about one's children, specifically new babies. These blogs often contain way more pictures and baby information than anyone other than the blogger's parents could possibly want.

Man, ever since Joe had a kid, his blog's turned into a total sprog blog. I feel like dropping it from my RSS reader.

by sinospy October 14, 2009

water blog

one of the most refreshing types of blogs you'll ever see. they're like a dark version of a pale blog but cooler. it's about sadness life and fasion and shit.

"i saw this really nice water blog yesterday. i raped the fuck out of that archive my nigga burrr"

by underneath_ May 15, 2013

Fuck Blog

An online journal that is written about sexual affairs with others.
A fuck blog may include entries on how to seduce (see pick up), entries on who you had intercourse with, and ones that describe the intimate details of your own sexual adventures.

Rooshv is a fuck blog, point blank.

Person1: Hey babe, I was wondering if you would like to have dinner with me. I will wine and dine you!
Person2: Ummm, not really - because I saw your fuck blog, I'm hesitant on going anywhere with you.

by nothere24 June 13, 2016