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cock-blocker

A female (usually unattractive, or socially "defective") that stays with her more attractive friend at a party and "looks after" her friend, or just sometimes gets in the way of her friend socially. Often times a young (not necessarily) male would be after the friend.
Male #1: D'you see Jenny las nigh'?
Male #2: Yea, D'you see tha cock-blocker she was with?
by Jupiter, an don forgetit October 12, 2005
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Cock Blocker

The guy was about to stick his cock into the fine-ass bitch when the Cock blocker came out of no where and side shoved the guys cock.
by Cock Blocking 101 October 10, 2009
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lock-blocked

the phenomena occuring when a female bends over and reveals what would normally be clevage, which is instead blocked by her locks of hair falling down over her shoulder
Dude look at Amy try to get that notebook out of her backpack

Oh Swee- damnit man im getting lock-blocked
by eggz09 May 11, 2011
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Blokes before tokes

Similar to "bros before hoes" but to ensure all is well with the blokes before going out for a toke. Also includes going out for a toke without asking the blokes if they would care to join you.
Steve: Dude, where'd you go?

Mike: Out for a quick toke.

Steve: Why didn't you tell me first? Blokes before tokes!
by blokesb4tokesm8 February 18, 2014
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blocksona

a Minecraftsexual's skin or OC that may be worn as a block-suit
"My blocksona is a half enderman half robot half creeper half human with a 64 foot cock!"
by The Minecraft Man February 12, 2021
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blocksi

Honestly if you have this on your devise your are down bad and there is no way to fix it and you should want to die.
Omfg blocksI is on my pc I want to die!!!
by Blocksi December 7, 2021
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