A common sex position in which a couple engages in sexual intercourse immediately after having a full meal. Often done unintentionally, but sometimes done with malicious intent. Usually followed by an unwarranted amount of bodily fluids.
Guy: "Hey babe, I know you just ate an entire pizza, but I really want to try out the food blender right now. It sounds pretty kinky, ya know?"
*Post-intercourse*
Girl: "BLAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHRHFRHGHFSSFDSFHGFH"
*Post-intercourse*
Girl: "BLAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHRHFRHGHFSSFDSFHGFH"
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S: Yeah, i couldn't figure out if i like it or not, sounded like a metal blender.
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