Blagarded

When you are extremely happy & extremely fucked up at the same time. A combination of inebriation and elation.

"How are you feeling?"

"Blagarded"

"What does it feel like when you take mushrooms, cocaine, weed, and alcohol at the same time?"

"Blagarded"

by OG_Serg March 8, 2024

Blagg

The act of slicing the male genitalia vertically into 4 slices and then braid them together.

Hey Anthony, wanna go blagg the homeless father by Home Depot? It looks long enough to make a nice braid.

by JadenStrge March 25, 2024

blagumoist

Someone who talks way to much and when they do they end up spitting all over you. Only weird thing is it smells pleasantly nice

Leroy is such a blagumoist I can't tell if I ever want him to shut up or to never stop talking

by PanicSundew March 4, 2025

blageing

The act of lifting up a woman by her anus and vagina, similar to that of a bowling ball.

Dude I've been grip-training all week I'm so ready to blage my girl tonight.

I've been blageing my gf all last night.

by not plorbo January 8, 2026

mark blagaevschi

Greatest foriegner going and is lethal to be friends with.

Mark Blagaevschi is a great friend to have.

by TheMainPersonHimself January 3, 2019

Bad Friend Blago

When you have a friend like a Blago. Which is nagger and always wants you to study because you have exams.

-Hey you free this evening?
-Yeah, wanna go to the club?
-Nah, mate. Go study! You have exams!
-You're such a BFB...
-What's BFB?
-Bad Friend Blago.

by blagozlatev October 1, 2015