Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.

Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.

by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011

super chocolate bear

A nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs, it can be formed into the acronym SCB.

J.D.: Oh. Thanks S.C.B. By the way I should tell you something. I found an apartment and I'm moving out the day after tomorrow.
Turk: Wow. What does S.C.B. mean?
J.D.: Super Chocolate Bear.
Turk: I love it.

by Captain Towelman April 28, 2008

Juice beard

The result of a man orally pleasuring a woman. The man ends up with a light film of juice on his face resembling a beard. This beard is usually removable with the swift stroke of the forearm across the face and lips, removing the odorous moisture.

Dude, you and that girl were really going at it last night...Did you hose down your juice beard?

by Elwood1291 November 24, 2010

Beard Envy

seeing someone else with a beard miles more epic than the one you are currently sporting, making you wish you hadn't shaved or wish you had one like it.

Skunk: dude look at that guy's beard, it's huge!
CD: I know i just got severe beard envy

by Captain Dale May 18, 2010

Bear Lounge

A lounge located on the third floor of holy angles, maily occupied by addictive chewers and tobacco goers. Grizzly is sported often. Pools of saliva cover the floors and it smells of strong fragrence.

I want to go throw a monster in, in the Bear Lounge

by Pill Wagle October 26, 2010

Bear Flu

Illnesses which are spread around at bear run conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to bear flu.

This is synonymous with "Con Crud" or "Kennel Cough", but this is more specific to bear runs.

I had an amazing time at Texas Bear Round-up, but I ended up catching bear flu.

by Cubcake76 December 2, 2016

apathy beard

When a person develops facial hair not because of a concious decision to change their look, but simply because they are lazy and/or don't care how they look.

"Hey man, are you growing a beard?"

"Nah, I just kinda stopped shaving for a few days. It's an apathy beard."

by rollercoasteradam May 15, 2008