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Bernie

Created after a hippie music teacher who doesn't wear socks and drives a Mercedes. The term Bernie is to be used to call someone a person who has no rhythm or timing. In the recording sense the term should be used to explain one who uses 2 microphones to record numerous instruments. Also calling someone a Bernie by the way they sound: jibberish.
"look at the Bernie on the dance floor, kid can't even hit the beat"
A: "yo im gonna record the band tonight, but I'm only gonna use 2 mics"
B: "dude, you're such a fucking Bernie" "this music sounds like stupid jibberish, did Bernie do this?"
"put on some socks... Bernie!"
by Kyle Jones in ya Area November 7, 2007
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Bernadette

that really cool down to earth person that doesn't let anything stop her, open minded, cares about other peoples feelings before her own, MADD chill, never boring, lives life one day at a time, clumsy, falls up the stairs, plays all kinds of sports, and a fatty, and a person you can always go talk to and tell stories too
1. Who can I share this story too, oh I know Bernadette
by immarc November 24, 2012
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Bernies

A certain subset of millenial SJWs who are going to feel oppressed no matter where or who they are in the world

Being a victim and blaming others is a huge part of their repertoire and the idea of personal accountability and responsibility often send them into triggered panic attacks crying and chanting about an imagined nether world imp who relishes at the thought of their anguish.

They are ignorant to the fact that socialism leads to communism which in turn leads to the gulags.

They are obsessed with virtue signaling and completely and utterly ignorant of the well over 100 million people communist idealogues have murdered in the last century or the 500 million babies aborted in chinas one child policy(mostly little girls)...#metoo

By sheer lack of knowledge and godlessness they want to undermine,overthrow and tear down the greatest and fairest country ever seen on the face of the earth.

Where they have the freedom to attempt this subversion. Indoctrinated by their lgbtq-xyzlmnop professors and hollywood communist rhetoric they are used like disposable tools, ignorant and

blind to the proported outcome of their socialist pandering an professional victimhood.

If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions these little socialist millenial brats are driving the bulldozier at full speed down the mountain.
As the "bernies" at evergreen college slid deeper and deeper into their imagined utopia (where everyone rides unicorns)
They began too realize that the grass is not greener on the other side....in fact there is no grass and people are starving so much they've resorted to cannibalism..
by yotaterds July 11, 2020
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Berner

A devoted supporter of Senator Bernie Sanders, his ideas and agenda for the betterment of governance in the USA.
I'm a Berner and have been one since Senator Sanders announced his candidacy for US President.
by bythelake March 17, 2017
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The Bernardi

When the male partner sticks his finger in the females ass and swirls it around!!
so there i was doing her from behind and i gave her the bernardi!
by dick withers March 4, 2009
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Bernardsville

An incredibly wealthy town that all the Ridge kids are jealous of. Tons of mexicans which makes for a totally awesome boys soccer team and lots of aliens at the train station. Some of the riches most stuck up kids live here, and most of them have nothing better to do than pretend to be druggies and get high all the time. Contrary to popular belief, the school is pretty damn good but most of the kids who live here can't wait to get the hell out so school spirit sucks almost as bad as the football team. If everyone realized how awesome of a town this is and how lucky they are to live here, it'd be awesome but they dont so it sucks really bad.
Dumb Ridge kid: hahahah you live in bernardsville you must be poor mexican or high

Superior Bernards kid: you go to ridge, therefore, you are probably an ignorant jealous slut.
by xsjdlkf May 3, 2010
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Bernie

A humble legend of a man of the people. The 2016 presidential candidate who inspired millions and millions of U.S. citizens to feel as one united nation of individuals through his soaring vision. An America with a NEW "New Deal" and getting back to the basic belief that no matter who you're born to, and what your family's wealth is or isn't, everyone should have the RIGHT to earn a college degree and enter working/professional life on relatively even ground.
2016 was nothin', but then Bernie came along and led a revolution!
by StoneColdMason September 22, 2016
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