"What happened to your face?"
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."
by Sophie111222 May 2, 2014

The scar from circumcision
by Phallus101 November 10, 2011

“Oh man, one night I really gave my ole’ lady the belt-and-suspenders while we were on vacation at Great Wolf Lodge with our 4 kids”
by KML Messcast October 22, 2022

People who need a belt for bench press are the same people who get their full routine from tictok or Instagram. They struggle to comprehend normal human behaviour and cannot hold a conversation without mentioning the ‘Benifits’ of using the belt, and part-take in no fap.
by Caught lacking in gym November 25, 2020

Mike: I just dropped a real belt notcher. I now feel a deep emptiness inside me.
Mary: I know what you mean. I also feel empty inside.
Mary: I know what you mean. I also feel empty inside.
by MBison October 25, 2017

"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."
by GREER9000 November 28, 2019

by jage-the-rapist April 1, 2009
