beort

beort
1.
a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.

you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.

2.
beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.

examples

1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!

guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.

1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!

guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.

2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs

guys friend; sup biril

guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo

guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?

guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.

by senator beortington beortsmith March 7, 2007

Bedortha

An intense boner.

Wow. Look at that guy. Someone totally gave him a Bedortha.

by bedorthaman November 2, 2010

...before I NUT!

A phrase, in reference to the embarrassingly minuscule amount of time it takes for you to cast your concoction, used to establish a 30 to 40 second time frame in which you would like something to be accomplished.

*enters Build-A-Bear Workshop*
I need this Bubsy Snuggabear stuffed...before I NUT!

by Sweat Short Gang November 7, 2018

Look Before You Shit

The act to checking for sufficient toilet paper before sitting down to take a shit. This will help you to avoid having to yell for somebody outside the bathroom to get you a new roll.

Boyfriend: Um, honey, can you get me some toilet paper?
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!

by Dapts March 29, 2011

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by Shiine-1 April 28, 2022

Befored

Before, originated in a misspelled e-mail between to bored software engineers.

I've never done that postion befored.

by Adrian December 10, 2003

pearls before swine

sending good definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007