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beer can dick

A dick with a girth about the circumference of a beer can.
That dude always brags that he's got a beer can dick.
by CrazyCollegeKid January 8, 2009
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beer dick

what a man gets when he has consumed so much alcohol he can no longer get an erection
"Bobby woulda boned his girlfriend at Chris' party, but he had mad beer dick and couldn't get it up."
by Dave man December 23, 2005
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Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder

When someone is ugly as fuck but when u start to drink alcohol, they become beautiful and sexy etc..
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
by YUUUU December 18, 2009
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beer

a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
by Anonymous May 8, 2003
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Bebez

A cute way to say Baby. Or a sweet way of talking to a baby
A nickname for your baby or loved one.
A word used by a baby to describe ones self

(i.e. I bebez)
or I NO bebez)
i.e. I bebez or I NO bebez or You Bebez! Hmph.... ;)

Babez... you don't
by I Bebez November 12, 2010
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Bed Beer

It's the final beer you have in a night. This can be interpreted in two ways.

Literally, it's the beer you enjoy in bed right before you enter your sleep phase.

Figuratively, it's the one last beer before you decide to head home or hit the hay.
Dude 1: Dude, you hit it off pretty early last night.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I grabbed a beer and had a bed beer.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.

or

Dude 1: Dude, you've had like 20 beers tonight.
Dude 2: Don't sweat it, this is my bed beer, I'll be sleeping soon.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.
by Nicholas Richardo December 4, 2009
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yard beer

A light beer that is usually drank while performing outdoor home improving or upkeep such as mowing the lawn, cleaning the gutters, weeding, picking vegetables, painting, driveway sealing etc, then empties are thrown anywhere in the yard and picked up at the end of the day.... Yard beer!
Yard beers such as Budweiser
Yuengling
Busch light
Miller light
PBR
Milwaukee's best aka the beast
by BioEStrods November 30, 2013
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