spazzy bastard
When a lil man is trying to steal your girl; u then may proceed to smack said spazzy bastard as if you would to your wife
spazzy bastard by Matt the preist May 6, 2018
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Daughter of a Bastard
Daughter of a Bastard
1. A lady or female child who receives a bad example of a father
2. A lady or female child who behaves badly
3. A lady or girl child who belonged to an illegitimate father or mother
1. A lady or female child who receives a bad example of a father
2. A lady or female child who behaves badly
3. A lady or girl child who belonged to an illegitimate father or mother
1. "You been been given a bad influence by your father. Your father doesn't just embarrass you, so you copied off his behavior. That makes you Daughter of a Bastard!
2. You give me a stinking attitude, daughter of a bastard! If it was a boy, you can say a son of a bitch.
3. Little did you know, your father is an illegitimate child, so he is still a bastard. I am sad to say, but you are a Daughter of the Bastard. Instead of saying son of a bitch, you know. But you can tell a son of an illegitimate child, too.
2. You give me a stinking attitude, daughter of a bastard! If it was a boy, you can say a son of a bitch.
3. Little did you know, your father is an illegitimate child, so he is still a bastard. I am sad to say, but you are a Daughter of the Bastard. Instead of saying son of a bitch, you know. But you can tell a son of an illegitimate child, too.
Daughter of a Bastard by Daughter of a Bastard February 25, 2014
Fat Bastard
Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.
Some Fat Bastard quotes:
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister)
-"Sorry, I fahted..."
-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"
-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"
-"Where's mah mo-ney?"
-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister)
-"Sorry, I fahted..."
-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"
-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"
-"Where's mah mo-ney?"
-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"
Fat Bastard by Jonesy March 24, 2005
Compassionate Bastard
A Compassionate Bastard wants to live in a world where it is not necessary to be confronted by beggars or demands for handouts from charities. Governments are responsible for proving for their citizens and in a Compassionate Bastard system you could be as big a bastard as you liked, focussing on your own well-being and lifestyle reassured that everyone’s basic needs would be taken care of, yet not feel that you are being taken advantage of with over-taxation or rewarding of the lazy.
Compassionate Bastard by Compassionate Bastard August 26, 2009
shadow bastard
Used by a horror reaction channel by the name of Caspersight, shadow bastard is a vulgar description of shadow people; black entities that appear as shadows.
shadow bastard by Dumbkiddie December 2, 2021
jive ass bastard
Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat?
Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.
Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.
jive ass bastard by Prakka Lars March 25, 2009