Spherical Bastard

Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.

Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.

Syntax: Spherical cuss-word

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html

"Hey Eugene McLeroy!"

Eugene McLeroy: Yes?

"You're a spherical bastard."

Eugene McLeroy: Oh My!

by nostraticispeak June 20, 2009

Flag

Get the Spherical Bastard mug.

Fat Bastard

A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.

Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.

Vitale looks like fat bastard. Ugh.

by bosm January 28, 2009

Flag

Get the Fat Bastard mug.

Related Words

basstard • Larry Basstard • salty basstards • Bastard • bastardtry • Bastardo • Bastardized • Bastardisation • bassturd • bastard child

bastard child

A child born to unmarried parents, see Love Child

umm... what can you put for an example of such stupidity? No comdum.

by Tabzie July 18, 2005

Flag

Get the bastard child mug.

Bastardic

Bastard-like; something a bastard might do

EXAMPLE 1:
X: "Yeh, he put loads of gravel in my running shoes so I lost the year group race..."
Y: "That's just bastardic!"

EXAMPLE 2:
X: "I spent the entire night whining about Tommy. He really annoys me."
Y: "He's your best friend! You can be quite bastardic at times, y'know that?"

by Lansing108 January 11, 2009

Flag