Samantha Baker

The girl sitting in her bed in a pink zebra bra studying amd making faces at her computer screen right now.

Hey it's Samantha Baker!

by fluffypandas33 December 6, 2011

michael baker

GANGSTER : Real as fuck , honest, very trustworthy ,pothead ,functiong addict discombobulated, high conceieted , knuckle head, hard worker. over achiever,good looking , extremist at what ever he enjoys doing in life professional fisherman ,Atheists loyal to family and friends nomatterwhat ,drugdealer / middle man ,Hustler ,Jack of all trades ,entrepreneurs , self employed ,respected, hated by most intimidated and feared by fake ass lames ,or fakes &snakes one who has completely zero tolernce for disrespectful behavior ,positive ,happy angry , irate , short fused, good fighter very observant ,cocky, sarcastic well mannered respectful computer and amdroid savy ,crackback ,repeated felon , no regard for public health and safety profesional cleaner profesional landscaper ,very competitive, straight , no homo, agressor, violent great work ethnic, instigator , badass, high anxiety fast learner, open minded , tweeker , early riser determined , very egotistical , optimistic , skeptical ,down as fuck , street smart ,savage as fuck ,nice ,friendly off tha hook

michael baker hes a good guy very trustworthy the other day i left all my shit in the room i came back it wasnt touched .

by crackback May 10, 2019

Pastriez Bakery

a cafe "game" in roblox where the workers are 8 years old and have bad grammar

Guy: hey man, wanna play Pastriez Bakery?
Me: no thanks I'd rather touch some grass

by aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex May 12, 2022

karina marie baker

a girl who is totally amazing, funny, easy to talk to, and unique in all ways!

wow, that girl is such a karina marie baker

by kay4evva September 25, 2011

Baker's fag

Someone who is really, REALLY gay. I mean so gay you couldn't put him out with a bucket of water. The name is derived from a 'baker's dozen', getting 13 items for the price of 12. A 'baker's fag' will suck 13 dicks for the price of 12.

"Dude, Will is so friggin gay. I mean, he's a baker's fag. He'd suck 13 cocks for the price of 12.

by cagedape May 29, 2009

haerk baerk

originating from northern california, this phrase is commonly used as one is having a good time, or looking to have a good time. it is a symbol of freedom and excellence. it is associated with a funny face and a good heart.

haerk baerk! that surfing cat is awesome!

by BillabongSwim54 October 1, 2006

brian baker

bass player for old school punk band minor threat later moved on to play for the punk band bad religion. is a legend bass player in the punk rock genre

Brian Baker has been in more great punk bands than anybody else in the history of society. From Minor Threat to Government Issue to The Meatmen to Dag Nasty to Bad Religion (and a couple of non-punk stops in between), it's darn near impossible to find a record featuring this blonde bombshell that doesn't tear rockin' ass out of melodic fast good thing. The Empire Strikes First, his fifth album with Bad Religion, hit the streets in mid-'04, at which time he was kind enough to engage in a half-hour phone interview. I unfortunately didn't realize he had a call right afterwards - I was cut off midstream before getting to several other questions I wanted to ask! Here we are getting all involved in this non-musical political discussion (with me sounding as stupid and oblivious as ever), and I never even got to ask him which album he is most proud of! Or if he knows why Graffin and Gurewitz won't stop being nogoodnicks and just re-release Into The Unknown! Or (other questions as well)! Regardless, he was a very pleasant man, and our conversation can be enjoyed below. My questions are in bold. His answers are also in bold, but a much lighter, skinnier bold.

by www.myspace.com/julesrico September 13, 2009