What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.
Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon
Hooker2: NO WAY!
Hooker2: NO WAY!
by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019
Get the Deformed Balloonmug. When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.
Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.
by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020
Get the Penis Balloonmug. When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.
Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.
Why not?
I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.
Why not?
I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.
by party on April 3, 2015
Get the Water Balloonedmug. 1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.
1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"
2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"
2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"
by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018
Get the Balloon Swallowermug. The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.
“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”
“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”
“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”
by Bigboiiizucc July 6, 2018
Get the Balloon Bashingmug. A female who believes she has the appearance of a balloon. Street smart but very lazy and not bothered to do work. Binges on shrek the musical and Lebanese men
by Mkb March 25, 2020
Get the Balloon girlmug. An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will turn blue and will become deceptible to frost bite, and even will grow tiny icicles, which in term will result in lots of pain.
Man 1: Shit dude, I think I got frosty balloons.
Man 2: You should go to a doctor before it gets worse....
Man1: Yeah, I should.
Man 2: You should go to a doctor before it gets worse....
Man1: Yeah, I should.
by ThePubicHairManic July 3, 2016
Get the frosty balloonsmug.