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Internet Badass Syndrome

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.

It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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badass

Master sgt. Roy Benavidez

1935-1998
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Billy Badass

A real 'man's man' type of guy. One who has no clutch in his 1992 Chevy pickup truck but still drives it like he stole it even sliding sideways into a parking lot stopping mere inches from the car of the person he was meeting for the first time ever. Nonchalantly hopping out of the truck as if it were a normal everyday way of parking.
He totally went Billy Badass in that truck!
by Smashley Hashley July 16, 2022
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Badass

WOODS CAN MAKE ANYTHING SOUND BADASS
by Css1 December 16, 2020
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BADASS MUTHA

A fierce queen who is raising her kids her own way, ignoring the judgey Judy's of the world and part of a badass mama gang!
'Isn't she part of the Mutha collective?'
'Yup. She's a badass Mutha'
by Voxfox June 11, 2018
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Bucky Badass

That one guy in your town who wears T-shirts three sizes too small and tactical jeans with a thigh-holstered Glock all decked out just to go pick up a half-gallon if I’ve cream for his ol’ lady.
Hey, look at Bucky Badass over there trying to be tough.
by BuckyBadass August 11, 2022
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badass boss

A boss that's badass
Guy 1: Damn, my boss is badass.
Guy 2: Yeah, She's a badass boss
by wild (HYDRA) February 7, 2022
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