baboot

originated in el dorado county.

an offshoot of "baby" as a term of endearment.

i love you baboot.

or

hey baboot, come check this out!

by allibell October 10, 2004

cock baloon

n; whilst engaging in foreplay, the state of the male penis when it is fully prepared for penetration. Symptoms of this state are usually big, red/purple, throbbing, uncontrollable penises.

"Randy, I think we should skip the forplay, you've got yourself a cock baloon!"

by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 15, 2005

A baboonaphile

A person, usually male who seeks the tender company of underage baboons ofering them sweet-nothingswhispered in their little primate ears for a red assed romp in the jungle.

ME: hey lets go into the forest and see if we can't pull a few baboons to party with. Think Jed will want to go?
AUSTIN: Of course he would, only he'd wait for us to get a few ho's drunk, then go for the minors...
ME:No!
AUSTIN: YES! That fools a baboonaphile. To me thats just sick.
ME: Fuck him then. Hey, you got any bannanas or should we stop by Safeway?

by brainlips December 12, 2006

ploosh babong

a dildo for toilets that is also used during underwater jewish anal sex.

see plooshin

if you guys are hittin the wave pool tomorrow, don't forget the ploosh babong. it's in the bathroom cabinet.

by memphisto December 3, 2003

baboobs

gigantic bouncy testicles on baboons that defy gravity and eventually land the baboons on pluto. The baboobs are the size of yoga balls and produce gigantic sperm used for transportation.

The baboobs on that baboon were huge!

by LeenieBeanieBaboob November 9, 2006

baboontang

similar to poontang but refering to anal sex instead of vaginal genitalia. heterosexual anal sex because female baboons are known for their red bottomness.

possibly refers to gay anal intercourse. also boontang.

"I'll get some baboontang up that hershey highway."

The bigger and brighter the female baboon bottom, the greater the fertility of its owner, according to a study published in "Nature".

by abysinth July 23, 2005

baboonon

a grown man who lives with his mother and plays with little boys online

o bro why haven't you came out of your room in the last 48 hours? you're starting to act like a baboonon.

by WarriorLiz August 5, 2017