Brandon

Very intellectual but is very annoying too, he will make you feel like shit. He is very contained but rarely he does go into a breakdown mode.
by ThatOneGuyThatKnowsAThingOrTwo February 13, 2017
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brandon

a lyin ass hetero who vapes and cheats on cool girls
brandons a fucking cuck!
by broccolibutt July 7, 2016
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Brandon

An extremely large cock-block. Will often hump, spank, grab, grind, squeeze, his way into making sure that you do not get laid, kissed, or even hugged by a female. Often seen lurking in the back of a group searching for targets to cock-block.
Dude you were so close to being with that girl, if only that brandon wasn't there you would have had her with you tonight.
by cockblocka-k August 26, 2010
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brandon

to get your ass kicked in a very pathetic way. Usually the ass kicker is on a sports team, so the ass kicking is publicized in a huge way.
Damn, he got Brandoned! Everyone will be hearing of this by Monday!
by escucha me April 24, 2008
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brandon

a man with a bad taste in mexican women, women in which have more chest and facial hair than him
by aleck January 31, 2008
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Brandon

Brandon is the most perfect and amazing human bean you’ll ever come across in life. Constantly making you feel loved and appreciated, he is so kind and loving, so smart and funny, so determined for the things he loves most and will go lengths for people he cares about. He will notice the things you do and make you feel appreciated and that your efforts are noticed and shows how grateful he is for that. He will write long, sappy messages and make your day and will always be there when you need him. He is so funny you will double over in pain and laugh with tears, he has multiple different laughs that’ll leave you in stitches with each one. He will make you feel like anything can be possible when you love someone so much. He can be so romantic and sappy it’s amazing, can also be a hilarious Dickhead and you’ll love him for those two sides of him, he is the perfect combination of everything, funny, kind, genuine, caring, loving, understanding, supportive, sappy, romantic and just overall perfection in a human bean!
Brandon<3 is a perfect bean
I love you Brandon” ~Turtle
by Willow>~< July 25, 2019
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Brandon

Not smart as fuck very retarded watch Pornhub
Brandon you are the the fuck tard I luv. <3
by Brandon Rus September 12, 2016
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