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Blue Bollocks

A game played by teenagers (typically aged between 13-17) or elderly gentlemen (typical aged between 71-94) in which participants would suffer severe pain-resultant impact to the testicles (nuts, balls, kohoneys or bollocks) and the penis (cock, savage schlong, dick or slender shaft). One would usually get hit as a forfeit or as a punishment for sexually assaulting somebody.

Blue bollocks was a common torture method in the Middle Ages, in American prisons in the 1980s and is still used in British police stations to this day when asking young boys “where they got the knife from”.

It is usually carried out with a baseball bat to the balls or a paintball gun to the same area. It can also be carried out with the flat side of a sword to flatten the testicles.
Man: Did you see my wang?
Wife: Yes. It seems someone attended to it. Sexually.
Man: I did nothing of the kind. I was playing a game of blue bollocks with the lads.
Wife: You were my arse. Get out of the house
by Edward of All Men January 4, 2021
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ballocksed

bollocksed; fucked; fouled up; doomed; damaged beyond repair; intoxicated

Chiefly British
"I'm sorry I am so late. Ballocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain." (from _Notting Hill_)
by dLand November 21, 2007
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Rhys-Bullock Hill

Rhys-Bullock Hill is a homeless individual who would do anything for a Big Mac meal. You can smell him from miles away. His best achievement on his CV is beating the whither skeleton in Minecraft. His other achievement is a Guiness world record for the longest time not taking a shower (His lifetime). Some may know this fine piece of art of Rhys-Bollock Hill or Rhys-Ballsack Hill.

This man has a very impressive monobrow and can work it on therunway.

In school, his friends would know him as the 'Nonce' and has now signed up to only fans.
"Hey is that Rhys-Bullock Hill?"
"Well, he's fat, he's homeless and he fucking reeks. Of course it's him"
by Corey Hale April 8, 2020
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Buggery Bollocks

Buggery Bollocks I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...
by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006
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the hairy bollocks

amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks"
Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks.
Man 2: Nah, that'd be the HAIRY bollocks!
by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 11, 2008
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The Dogs Bollocks

A fat neek who takes jokes way to seriously and has no friends.
Also likes to wear swimming trunks to school.
by Built like a chug jug March 19, 2021
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bollocks

In Ireland you call some one stupid a bollocks.
what the fuck do ya think ya doing ya fecking bollocks...ya?!
by lee April 7, 2005
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