bowl blaster

An extremely loud, smelly fart. It doesn't necessarily have to be done on the toilet bowl.

I just had some Mexican food, so you know I'm going to have a bowl blaster soon!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

finger blasted

Referring to an incident where someone stimulates a woman with their finger. Often done under the influence of alcohol and in inappropriate situations like a bar, theme park rides, movie theaters, buses, the club or in public. Another term for fingered.

Jason (to a friend): I just finger blasted this bitch in the stairwell!

by Tron Jivolta June 11, 2006

blasted

intensely drunk or stoned

I don't remember shit...damn I was blasted last night

by SavageBitch May 3, 2003

anal blast

Homo energy drink commercial and parody of powerthirst energy drink

sound the alarm you're going to feel UNCOMFORTABLY GAY!
anal blast is for men who need gratuitous amounts of gayness

by oompaloompa11 May 14, 2008

Blasonofabitch

Rod Blagojevich: former governor of Illinois; allegedly attempted to sell President Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder; all-around lying asshole son-of-a-bitch.

Did you hear Rod Blasonofabitch tried to get on "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here"?

by invisiblexninjas May 17, 2009

Aids blaster

Slang term for a black man's penis.

Simultaneously manages to associate black males with both guns and aids. Truly brilliant.

His friends laughed when the young negro pulled his aids blaster out of the blonde's ass and shot her in the face.

by ishigotori December 5, 2012

Bayou Blast

To finger a girl after eating crawfish.

I forgot I ate some really good mud bugs and later that night I fingered my girlfriend. She was so bayou blasted. Oops! It wasn't necessarily a happy ending for her.

by TeaDub May 2, 2014