shit birds 

white birds that sit by cows and wait for them to shit then pick through it and eat it

Each cow has their own shit birds.

shit birds by herder_is_cool June 28, 2008

The Birds and the Birds 

Version of the "Birds and the Bees" sex talk that parents give children. Previously taboo, more and more parents feel the need to educate their children on not just when a man loves a woman, but when a man loves a man, and a woman loves a woman.

The Birds and the Birds would be two lesbians, as bird is also a slang term in 60's Britain for a woman. Also, a bee, because of its stinger (typifying a penis), would be a gay man.

See also "The Bees and the Bees."

In today's modern society, it is important that your son know not only about "The Birds and the Bees," but also about "The Birds and the Birds."

The Birds and the Birds by AmbroseChapel March 30, 2011

Angry Birds Addicts 

Someone who spend thier time playing Angry Birds than doing anything else

River, Sage and Viivi spend so much time playing Angry Birds on thier cellphones and Smartphones that they are Angry Birds Addicts!

Angry Birds Addicts by BruinKiller3469 July 19, 2012

hide from the birds 

To take part in any sexual activity

Jeff- dude I totally did the hide from the birds with mindy last night
Ashart- nice man

hide from the birds by brian1111111119948 February 5, 2009

Blowing out Birds 

The act of holding a fart through a date which leads to a climatic event that feels similar to that of blowing a small bird out your ass at high pressure

(conversation between friends after leaving their dates)
example 1:

friend 1: "Dude!, whats that smell?"
friend 2: "I just blew out a bird man! I was holding it all through the movie."

Example 2:

"Don't sit next to Christina, I think she has been blowing out birds."

Blowing out Birds by the happy dater January 12, 2012

Killing two birds with one stone 

Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.

Did you see that hobo killing two birds with one stone?

Killing two birds with one stone by homoerectus99 March 26, 2009

A hand in the bush is better than two birds. 

A logical reversal of the old saying, " a bird in hand is better than two in a bush. Because people dont chase birds much anymore and a hand in the bush is much better.

Hey dude, a hand in the bush is better than two birds.

A hand in the bush is better than two birds. by rockinray October 21, 2012