Blind-beaming

The act of pissing in the dark with no intention of getting it in the toilet bowl

“Great the lights not working guess it’s time for some blind-beaming

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

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Full mist, no high beams.

When something appears extremely suspicious and dangerous.

Homie: I'm trying to smash that chick.
Me: Pretty sure she has a dick dude. Full mist, no high beams.

by HugeLittleCock November 15, 2018

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beamed on

referring to getting a staind hit on or getting beat in a physical altercation

yo bro that nigga got beamed on

by Ray Martinez December 12, 2021

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A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.

It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.

by QuacksO October 19, 2019

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