Barshopping

A mixture of shopping and bar hopping to make the process of purchasing necessary items more enjoyable.

Fuck, I haven't bought my girlfriend anything for Christmas yet, do you want to go barshopping tomorrow?

Look honey, I got you an urbandictionary definition for Christmas!

by annexxxxX December 18, 2011

barstinence

Not drinking alcool for a fixed time frame. Often self-imposed, the day following a serious lash.

- Wanna go to the pub tonight?
- Naaah I'm still recovering from yesterday pub crawl. 48h barstinence for me!

by krayme July 15, 2013

barshole

The guy that walks into a bar and appears to be a top bloke. It is only after several drinks he turns into a barshole.

A cute guy came into the bar last night and I was having a great chat with him but after about six bundies he turned into a complete barshole.

Mike is a great guy until he has a couple of beers and then he turns into a complete barshole.

by Dr Rox August 10, 2014

Barsenet

A beautiful and smart woman who knows herself and her worth. She can be sexy and charming when she needs to be. But she only reveals that side to those special to her. She supports other women around her and impowers all those around her. She tends to be creative and witty in her words. She easy to talk to and does not take herself too seriously. She is the person everyone wants around. She is also very beautiful and tends to be petite.

I love Barsenet! She is so supportive.

by yologo January 31, 2020

Barse Fapping

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020

barsexual

The condition in which women intentionally become more open to kissing other women in front of an audience, typically in a bar or club, especially when the audience is comprised of men holding free drinks.

Patricia didn't have any cash so she turned into a total barsexual last night at the club.

by Jefficus November 2, 2008

Barstool Sports

Barstool sports is a blog based in Boston, MA and is run by Dave Portnoy aka El Pres. The site is designated "For the common man, by the common man" and its posts are influenced by New England sports but are not central to this one theme. For every story that involves the Patriots, there is one that involves cankles. For every update on the Red Sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher sex scandal. El Pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. Everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. And if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool ("A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.") Other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that ass, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day.

"Dear El Pres,

How can i be just like you?

-Dan Shaughnessy"

-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"

-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"

by Nicky Killa Bee B March 25, 2010