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Awkward Crow 

The result of an awkward situation in which the topic is misunderstood or ignored by the other person. Signalled by the joining of thumbs, extension of fingers to create a bird like shape, raising them over one's head, making the sounds of a crow.
A Boy and Girl are sat together:

Boy: It wouldn't make any difference if I ate anything off your body, you're so flat chested it'd be like eating off of the table.

Girl looks vacant. Boy signals the Awkward Crow...
Awkward Crow by AggroBrantos January 14, 2011
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away gamer 

Per Barney Stintson - An away gamer is an act of male masturbation, preceded by sitting on one's "business" hand until it becomes numb, therefore simulating a handjob
Okay, we're going to pretend that we've never sat on our left hand until it gets numb for an away gamer
away gamer by jedkoc January 14, 2014
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awesomeface 

1) n. A smiley face, originally used as an emoticon, representing "ridiculous childish glee". Also known as "Awesome Smiley".

2) v. To pull a facial expression similar to an AwesomeFace, especially as a reaction to something awesome, funny, or that otherwise creates a feeling of "ridiculous childish glee".
2) Freddie Wong's last Super Mario video was so epic, I awesomefaced.
awesomeface by PHR April 4, 2011
A fish which is caught from the streets of Xemxija (Malta) after a combination of heavy rainfall and extreme winds. Locals are devoted to catching these specimen, with some of them risking their lives and dignity. Other natives prefer to hype the fish on Facebook.
Person 1 : Joe try to catch that awrata.

Person 2: Fish kemm ghandek ghajni nitla min hawn.
Awrata by BajdaMaltija February 25, 2019

That Awkward Magic 

One of that best bl you will ever read.
have you read the new chapter of That Awkward Magic

yes it made me cry

mining away

The first sentence in Minecraft Awesome Parodys's music video Mine Diamonds
ok. i'm doing take on me now.
it sounds really good.
MINING AWAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
mining away by Dropped My Idiot November 10, 2019

The one that got away 

A person you had a lot of feelings for and still do. The person you wanted to be worth it and you wonder why it never worked out and if you should have done more, tried harder . In the end you think your over them but no one compares really.
“Shit I looked back at the pictures of us from the party the other day and our conversations about that wanderlust song and realised that I fucked up. I wish I had tried more with him. He’s definatly the one that got away