Literal Autism

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea

by Fig boy December 17, 2018

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017

Artist's Bias

A condition that develops after working on a piece of artwork for long periods of time, rendering the artist incapable of deciding for themselves if it's any good.

Hey man, I've got a serious case of artist's bias. Can you tell me if this portrait sucks or not?

by Jiggy With It April 26, 2011

Flip Artist

Anyone who does flipper-quality work while trying to get a house ready to be "flipped".

Stephanie's brother barely has enough manly skills to be a flip artist. I'm sick of having to redo his work around her house!

by JLB2629 January 5, 2010

Autism moment

An Autism moment is when someone (autistic or not) makes a mistake in a social situation or just completely misses the point of a joke, phrase or question.

For Example; Your in a hotel and your staying for a day or two. You go down for your dinner and before you take your seat they ask you; “what room?” And you reply “The dining room” where as they were actually asking for your room number. This would be classed as an autism moment.

by LazyBean January 14, 2020

phallic autism

a transmittable form of autism generally through sexual interactions

you have phallic autism my dude

by mrpoo November 1, 2018

Blow Job Artist (BJA)

a woman who is particularly excellent at blow jobs

that girl last night gave me the best blow job ever. as if i were getting head from a vacuum. i do believe she was a Blow Job Artist (BJA).

by quabbtwabbler May 24, 2011