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Autism

It's a spectrum, and it's genetic (not caused by milk, Tylenol, or vaccines like a bunch of stupid anti-science vegans and parents would like you to believe). It isn't contagious, so don't worry.Most of the time, you could walk past someone and not notice their condition unless you try to have a conversation with them. They have trouble making eye contact, come off as direct/awkward/aloof, and may show signs of ADHD. Not all people with the condition are stupid, non-verbal, childish, or violent contrary to what the media would like you to believe.

Some problems that the people have it face:

Lack of job stability
Poverty
Depression/suicide
Loneliness
Discrimination
Stereotyping
Misinformation (fuck you PETA and anti-vaxxers!!! 🖕🏼)
Addictions (drugs, alcohol, and/or gambling)
Obsessive compulsive behaviours
Bullying
Rape
Anxiety
Anti-science assholes on the internet
Abuse (whether it be at the hands of family, "friends", "lovers", or healthcare workers)
Lack of fulfillment in adulthood

Life with it is hard for the person who has it. They constantly feel like an outsider, a joke, an inconvinience, a loser, a failure, and/or an outcast. It's easy enough to make a few friends during their school days, but once adulthood hits, loneliness is a constant battle. Usually having a pet (dog or cat) helps, especially if they feel therapy or drugs (prescibed by a doctor) won't help.
Yeah, you can have autism and be somewhat normal, but you tend to struggle more than other people. Sometimes it can be a personal Hell that you can never escape from, especially with the constant job changes and chronic poverty and loneliness.☹️
by Failurebitch July 27, 2025
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Autism brother day

A serious developmental disorder that impairs the ability to communicate and interact.
Autism spectrum disorder impacts the nervous system.
The range and severity of symptoms can vary widely. Common symptoms include difficulty with communication, difficulty with social interactions, obsessive interests, and repetitive behaviors.
Early recognition, as well as behavioral, educational, and family therapies may reduce symptoms and support development and learning.
by Faith lee December 9, 2020
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butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
by superdada May 8, 2018
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Your Autismancy

a play on the words you excellency but for someone with a bit more than a touch of the tism.
"Hey bro I gotta question for ya?"
"What is it now Your Autismancy?"
"Do dolphins have buttholes?"
"That is why we call you Your Autismancy dude."
by Headbutt The Pussy May 23, 2023
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Autism

People with the names kyle,junior,john,james,Austin,miles,
that guy has autism
by anonymous September 25, 2020
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Autism

It's almost like they're on an acid trip their whole life. Some are silly, smart or violent/temperamental and extremely difficult to raise and comfort with their psychological conditions. As they get older the mind does not mature properly and can remain in an adolescent state their whole life while still being highly functional adults that even have careers.
One of my biggest challenges as a camp counselor was making sure the autistic children were also having a good time.

Autism

A developmental disorder of variable severity that is characterized by difficulty in social interaction and communication and by restricted or repetitive patterns of thought and behavior (as well as physical and drug abuse). Originally with reference to a condition in which fantasy dominates over reality, regarded as a symptom of schizophrenia and other disorders on the autistic spectrum.
by TrilliniteGodSon February 12, 2022
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Autism

what the people i play with in ranked have
I have autism guys i cant fucking shoot a person because im dumb as shit
by Obnxi April 17, 2023
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