Aston’s Biggest

Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?

“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”

by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023

Astrumachina

By combining the words astrum (latin for star), and machina (latin for meaning), we can get the word astrumachina which represents a futuristic sci-fi concept that combines elements of celestial bodies and advanced machinery. It signifies the integration of stellar or cosmic elements with advanced technology.

In the distant future, space explorers ventured into the uncharted realms of astrumachina, harnessing the power of celestial bodies and advanced machinery to unlock the mysteries of the universe.

by Polysemous May 16, 2023

Astolfo

Astolfo/Astolfo'd: verb, To draw a person getting topped by Astolfo, usualy done because of anger.

Man your a Asshole bro! Ima Astolfo you!
If you make me mad bro ima Astolfo you!

by FlegPeg October 29, 2023

Astolfo

A character from an anime.

Pronouns: She/Her

Usually confused by a boy from the ones who don't believe.

"Astolfo is the most beautiful girl in the world"
"She is normally in anime"

by CyberTM November 25, 2023

Astonished

The word Astonished means amazed or shocked .

The man was astonished by the child’s report .

by MUST1AMZ November 26, 2024

Astolfo

A character from the Fate series that's known for looking like a cute girl, but is actually a dude. Before the Monster Energy meme made him popular and mainstream around the internet, he was simply known within the Fate community as a chill bro who was ride or die ever since he was introduced in Fate/Apocrypha. Nowadays he's an icon for casuals, normies, and twinks everywhere simply known as the uwu cutesy femboy that everyone wants to fuck and cosplay with the sailor outfit that they wouldn't even know where it originates from. Tell one of these guys what a grail war is, a noble phantasm is, and what the Throne of the Heroes is, and they'll be clueless. Astolfo deserves better than being reduced to this WeirdChamp

Fate enjoyer: "Hey, what did you think of Astolfo in Fate/Apocrypha? He was pretty cool, right?"

Random NPC who only cares about the memes: "Fate Apocrypha? What's that? You mean the guy I want to dick down because he wears a skirt, and every femboy wants to be him. He's so hot, bro

Fate enjoyer: Get the fuck outta here

by Saving4SummerMelusine December 15, 2023

Aston

Aka The bees knees, The Mutts nuts, the dogs danglys, the whally whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the main event, the king of stink, the master of disaster, the problem, the problem solver, the colossus, the planet, the INEFFABLE!

Say no more 👌🏽

“The best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! “ aka ASTON

by AKAUNHEARDOF December 24, 2023