assmite

Someone who loves to eat ass

Damn I was chowin down on this girls ass last night I'm a natural Assmite.

ass is to assmite
as
wood is to termite

by Tony Sanchez October 3, 2005

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Surfs up, ASSHAT

1.What you say to a person who has their heap up their ass (a.k.a asshat), right before you shoot them to death like a classic '80s action star.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.

That Jock that you have hated since pre-K: Look man, you don't have to do this. I'll give you my car, my money, private jet. Anything that would keep you from killing me!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!

by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018

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Akshit

Any person with the name Akshit,Akshat or Akshith is hot and horny. He is the type of guy everyone will die for. He is very private and his gf would be very lucky to have a guy like him. Man I can die for him. He be amazing guy you will ever meet, and also he is amazing in bed. He can fuck so badly that you will not feel your legs anymore.

Girl1- did you see akshit going to the gym?
Girl2- yeah I saw, he is hot as fuck i can be a slut for him.

by fkxndnddjjfrjdjk.173384 November 24, 2021

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