Asphalt Cowboy

A male prostitute that works truck stops and services truckers.

I stopped off at wild bills truck stop and got some action from an asphalt cowboy before continuing down I-25 to deliver my load.

by Bob Wheeler March 20, 2008

asap

After Sex Arousal Plan

Only 6 minutes? I need an ASAP, cuz i'm a fucking loser.

by Cody December 13, 2003

ASAP

1. As Scene As Possible
When someone tries to fit it in or look scene by over dressing or worrying about looking a certin way; and eventually going overboard by trying too hard and looking like a fool. Someone who goes ASAP stands out like a sore thumb at shows becausew they have no friends, stand alone, and are typically n00bs or posers.

pete: Did you See katie at the show last night?
Luke: Yeah she went ASAP and stood by herself allnight, what a poser hoe she needs to stick with the Aslee Simpson.
Pete: tru that. she tries so hard it hurts.

by Double_Down September 6, 2008

asahi

when a guy pretends to be a girl on a message board. There are various reasons for this, including: attention, homo erotic tendencies, boredom, etc.

The poster acted like a girl but was realy a guy he was being an asahi

by cane boy March 22, 2008

asphyxially

1) The adverb form of asphyxia.

2) A modifier used in reference to humor, showing that something is so humorous that one cannot breathe due to excessive laughter.

2) It was asphyxially funny.

by joy_lukos December 6, 2007

Asphalt Beaver

a track racer prone to crashing.

Man! That guy has wrecked three times in the last month...What an Asphalt Beaver!

by tracktracktrack April 18, 2008

asapolosophy

the study of as soon as possible.

Lica will asapolosophy come over tonight

by North man January 21, 2009