Johnny Appleseed

When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.

Variants:

Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce

Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind

BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"

ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"

by Patriot Academy Cadre June 8, 2011

them apples

When you throw a Dell apple at somebody.

Mike was sitting at his cube, when I came up behind him and beaned him with the apple and said "How you like them apples biaaatch!"

by DJ Russell October 13, 2006

Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

by hellokoala November 5, 2009

The Criss Cross Applesauce

a sex position is which the male wraps his legs around the female in a criss cross fashion. proceeding to insert his penis into her posterior crevice, causing painful stimulation.

"My boyfriend made me cry in pain when we tried the Criss Cross Applesauce last night"

by Datnigga666 August 31, 2017

Drunken Apples

1. A group of teens (or twenty-year-olds who act like teens) that have gone to a bar and gotten drunk. Usually applies to girls.

2. Non-plural version, Drunken Apple, refers to only one individual who has become drunk and/or acts drunk.

3. The title of a nonsense media file about apples & apple juice making someone drunk.

"You see all those drunken apples come out of that bar?"

by GalaxyDancer May 23, 2005

Criss-cross applesauce

When you have oral sex with your partner and as you nut you twist your balls and release the applesauce.

David: Bro last night I gave my girl the old Criss-cross applesauce
Sammy: dude what the fuck

by memebigboy2 October 27, 2019

applesauce

A saucer pass that leads to a goal therefore giving the passer an assist aka apple

Caro: How'd we score? I missed it.
TKilgs: Guy went bar down off some rad applesauce from Gary.
Caro: Thats mint! No wonder he had such a dirty cele.

by D-Nasty28 February 5, 2010