Apologetics

A branch of Christian theology devoted to the study and defense of the holy origins of scripture, as well as the divinely ordained authority of the Church alone to interpret it. To fail apologetics is a sign of intelligence.

My "F" in freshman Apologetics eventually led me to drop out of semenary and enroll in an Ivy league University.

by nethcev! November 22, 2005

apollo 13

when you have to be resourceful and imaginative when confronted by a unexpected disaster . Using objects and resources at hand rather then what you really need.

On a road trip , in the middle of nowhere, your alternator dies but you have to keep going or risk dieing in the godforsaken place you find yourself. So you have to turn off the CD player, the heater, turn off the dash lights, unplug one of the headlights to conserve what juice the battery has stored in it to make to where the problem can be rectified.
As with the Apollo 13 astronauts when disaster struck them, using available resources to get home

by dogboy14 December 17, 2009

high ball apology

An extremly feminine apology given under extreme testicular distress. Also known as the high octive nut squeeze.

Chinese man: "why you call me liar Fled?"
This is Freds high ball apology:
Fred: "no {SIRRRR}, i did not call you a liar" squeezing ball sacs causing voice to go up about 10 octives.

by t-pop October 1, 2010

AOLove

Originating from as far as I can tell, the Gothic Music Chatroom on AOL, back a few years ago before the baby bats took over meaning love life and the drama (which goths TOTALLY love) which follows on AOL chat rooms...

However, I personally use it to describe all online relationships, esp when there is a lot of drama in a tight-nitched room.

Awww, they broke up their AORelationship, now where is all the AOLove?

by zoey April 11, 2004

Apollo-getics

Defending the reality of the moon landing.

The geeks indulged in some Apollo-getics and counter-Apollo-getics far into the night.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

apolloful

The best at everything. amazing, unbeatable, can't be stopped.

I faced a guy on the ps3 network and he was apolloful.

by cocoa26 September 27, 2011

Apollon

Apollon is a guy who might knows your mom a little bit better than you do. Apollon is always in a good mood and always down to go drinking. He is a very wise person as well.

Damn when I see your mom I want to do what Apollon would do

by Thisisnocapfr November 26, 2021