Alabandwagoner

n- Any person who claims they are a die hard Alabama fan, though the reality is they are only Alabama fans because Bama is currently doing great.
Several of the current generation Alabandwagoners are former Auburn fans who turned their back when Auburn started losing. In the future when Alabama's winning streak ends and they start sucking, most of Alabama's 'fans' will flock to the new best SEC team.

Alabandwagoner- "Roll Tide! Bama just won the BCS bowl against Notre Dame! Crimson tide baby! "

A loyal fan- "Shut the hell up you Alabandwagoner. But thanks for donating all of your Auburn shirts from 2010 to Goodwill. Are you going to do the same with all of your Bama shirts when they start losing?"

Alabandwagoner - "Probably. Err I mean Roll Tide!"

by JohnThomasTheSwagginWaggon1234 September 15, 2013

Alabama Barking Spider

Another name for flatulence.

What was that sound?

Just an Alabama Barking Spider.

Really? Do those exist?!

You heard it, right?

by Walkndude October 30, 2013

Alabama Puff Pastry

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.

Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.

by BumScout November 3, 2013

Alabama tuxedo

When someone dresses in public from head to toe in camouflage clothing.

"Wow, every person at this Piggly Wiggly is wearing an Alabama tuxedo."

by The Big C 787 January 13, 2014

alabama bullwhip

The act of defecating in a sock and then employing the sock as a weapon

If your wife interrupts me again I'm afraid I shall have to employ the Alabama bullwhip until she understands the importance of good manners.

by RussianDave March 16, 2014

alabama donut

Taking a dump in your inner tube while floating effortlessly down a lazy river and screaming Roll Tide Roll!

Uhhh, I knew I should have waited 45 minutes before jumping in this lazy river after eating a slew of Taco Bell cheesy beefy burritos. Now Ive got to float around in this Alabama Donut all summers day long. 🐘💩🍩

by Alabama Donut February 7, 2015

Alabama blonde

- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy

Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.

by SirZDefiner September 8, 2014