Absolute botatron

If you call someone an absolute botatron it means that the are too good to be true and are an absolutely a class person to be around.
by Lethal con October 21, 2022
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Absolute value

Something everybody should learn when they're ten seconds old
The absolute value of 29 is 29 because 29 is equal to 29
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absolute andrew

"Hey did you try Absolute Andrew?"
"Nah man, I prefer Absolute Ashley."
by Hola213 December 07, 2013
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Absolutely cold

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.
"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"
by WallaceMan January 15, 2021
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absolute balls

Absolute Balls is a term used to describe hatred. Hate is a strong word, so use Absolute Balls instead! Your peers will get a great chuckle out of this one, chief.
"bro, the game you suggested me was absolute balls."

"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."

"No, hate is a strong word."
by treesoda August 24, 2022
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absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.
'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'
by jamiej13 May 28, 2014
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he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick
by JUNGKOOKSEXY January 13, 2021
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