ABSOLUTE

Said in agreement, approval, appreciation, or acknowledgement during social or non-social situations

Triple M makes a mockery of the Batman all the time.......that's ABSOLUTE!

by TRIPLE.M August 7, 2025

absolute cheeseburger

said (mostly about food) to indicate something is good

Usually I don’t like salads, but this one is absolute cheeseburger!

by saddestwhiteboy March 2, 2025

Absolution

Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds

Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.

by geoxd657 April 13, 2018

Absolute Unit

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.

That creepy douche was an absolute unit.

by chuckeltard September 9, 2020

Absolute Perfection

Some bitch named Léa

You see that girl Léa? She’s absolute perfection <3

by milf_central September 12, 2022

absolute balls

Absolute Balls is a term used to describe hatred. Hate is a strong word, so use Absolute Balls instead! Your peers will get a great chuckle out of this one, chief.

"bro, the game you suggested me was absolute balls."

"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."

"No, hate is a strong word."

by treesoda August 24, 2022

absolute andrew

A kind of cocktail.

"Hey did you try Absolute Andrew?"
"Nah man, I prefer Absolute Ashley."

by Hola213 December 7, 2013