Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi 

What Trump desperately wants May Day to be.

"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."

Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2018

As Absolute Balls 

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

As Absolute Balls by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016

The Absolute Soup 

When you call someone the absolute soup, you are saying that they have soup for brains, and therefore stating that they cannot grasp the power of big moon.

Excuse me Sir, you are the most soupy person I have ever seen, and you may even be the absolute soup.

The Absolute Soup by ASAPaperlepsepserGUY February 26, 2019

An absolute clown 

A girl who the boy likes her and then she catches feelings and he doesn’t like her anymore

Nicole is an absolute clown and how dare
Pietro do that to her.

An absolute clown by Mouse lover November 9, 2019

an.absolute.simp 

A vyn stan in denial

an.absolute.simp loves vyn but doesn't want to <3

an.absolute.simp by .mammonswife September 6, 2021

Ivan (absolute lad) 

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

Ivan (absolute lad) by Inoco November 21, 2021

the absolute mother fucking greatest

The absolute mother fucking greatest!!

See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her

the absolute mother fucking greatest by Stegosaurusrexx November 24, 2021