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Female Goober

Females goobers carry many of the same characteristics as male goobers, including obesity, low iq, funny lookingness, and clumsiness. Many female goobers typically also try to be funny, when they are really just extremely annoying. A female and male goob in a relationship, is called a mega goob.
Oh look! Mike is dating that female goober! They are a Mega Goob now!
by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019
mugGet the Female Goobermug.

goober doobers

The womens breats the upper part of the women lmao
the b.o.o.b.s the things guys like hahah the kool lumps
on them tumps somthing somthing there.
jaeroll said maikee has some big goober doobers!
by jaeroll May 24, 2008
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Goober Grabbers

A little like nut huggers but more serious. Nut huggers and just snug but goober grabbers are serious
These pants are goober grabbers. I only have nut huggers
by Geronimo Bo June 11, 2014
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Goofy Goober

A person or object that is dumb and laughable.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.
"Look at that goofy goober bro", "he is trying to be a tough guy even though he's wearing a video game hoodie."
by jommyDef November 2, 2022
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Goober Nuts

THERE'S A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS MARY!!!!
Mary doesn't know that goober nuts is two different words and it's horribly disappointing
by gooberspacenuts September 26, 2019
mugGet the Goober Nutsmug.

instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.
William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.
by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016
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goober muck

lipstick
derived from nadast language, that was made famous in anthony burgess', a clockwork orange
she had so much goober muck on, her lips were neon!
by the name's alex, droogs March 6, 2009
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