ryan

such a dick, all he does is jack off and plays xbox
by Robert Mcguirl August 27, 2017
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The ultimate respecter of wahmen. Despite this skill, he is still single. A luxury few can afford
"Ryan is sooo nice, I wish I could find a guy like him, thats not him."
by NotAGuyNamedRyan August 05, 2017
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Ryan

A totally apeshit crow guy who bursts in on your day to day buisiness in Columbia. Who throws crows everywhere with no regard for anyone's safety. The crows peck, burn and caw like a scene kid being punched.

He spares no man, woman or child.
Guy 1: It was terrible. He threw crows at them until they were pecked to death. Then crows came out of their corpses, some of them were even electrified.
Guy 2: Yeah, that Ryan's really something
by ErectClown April 01, 2013
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Ryan is extremely buff and known to break down walls and bench people for fun.
"Dude did you see Ryan last night?! He broke down the fcking wall because no one had a key!"
by Dave Bibbs September 14, 2008
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Be there in a Ryan

A phrase that is used when you want to give someone the impression they will be arriving shortly, but actually shows up an hour later.
Man 1: hey man, you coming?
Man 2: yep! Be there in a Ryan.

Man 1 dies of old age, waiting.
by Eric buttmunch January 15, 2014
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Ryan is a cheerful and positive person.

He is also a sweet guy. He spreads his positivity to anyone he meets. He tends to workout quite often. He possesses the qualities of a calm person but is dangerous to be around when angered.

Ryan puts his friends before himself. He also has a particular taste in music. He values his significant other immensely. He can be portrayed as quite the comedian. His jokes are bound to make you laugh.
“Why are you so jolly today?”

“I met Ryan on the way.”
by popgoestheweaselbambam January 11, 2020
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similar to the Shane but gayer, and they name Ryan
by fart nigga penis faggot March 17, 2022
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