by anonymous October 16, 2021
Get the Prestonmug. Preston is a very awesome bf. He might smell like a mojón and monkey butt, but hes truly so cool. If you ever meet him beware cause hes like insane but youll get used to it after like a month i think. He also doesnt like cereal with milk which is a MAJOR red flag. He also needs to eat firehouse subs and smoke to survive. but even though he acts like so crazy he gives good hugs and bes so nice. like seriously he even buys me an abundance of food quite often which proves how kind of a soul he is. and even when i try my hardest to give him the ick he doesnt get it cause hes invincible and strong which is why we are engaged. oh also if you invite him to your house hide your water because he will drink ALL OF IT like he will not stop drinking water like omg. and also he talks very loud because he wants his presence to be known . hes nervous to eat food with dyes in it but he will still hit yardys. how does that make sense? i dont know but u shouldn't ask him cause hes the king. So if u meet him just dont be scared just trust the process. cause he has an exquisite personality that cannot be matched.
random person: hey why r u so handsome and awesome and cool
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
by ilovelife57 May 14, 2024
Get the Preston Cassmug. The love of my life and i’m every universe we are truly ment to be and I love you so so much… Typically a tall handsome cowboy who uses his insane singing and guitar skills to lure you in then his sweetness will ultimately bag you…anyway I love you Preston ❤️
by ToryDatBoi August 2, 2025
Get the Prestonmug. Amazing boy with brown hair, and gorgeous blue eyes. Incredibly Athletic. Not very book smart but has a lot of common sense. Amazingly good in bed.
Preston is so fine!
by soccerislyfe5789 March 29, 2017
Get the Prestonmug. Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.
by EESDSESESERDT April 7, 2022
Get the Preston's Christmas Partymug. Preston’s the type of guy who takes things way too far. It’s pretty hard for a Preston to pull women. He’s tall, with blonde hair and blue eyes. He’s the life of the party and is a wild child.
Girl: Did you see when Preston did at the party last night? Boy: Yeah he snorted a root beer float and now snorts every time he laughs.
by Nurse Grayson July 14, 2022
Get the Prestonmug. 