Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.
Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.
Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.
by Ignimendax October 22, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. by Bentlyboy333482 December 24, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. Mostly used in german to describe a person as stupid retard.
Persons called Kevin have a hard time.
Also sometimes persons whose name isnt Kevin get called undercover Kevin because their fucking stupid.
Persons called Kevin have a hard time.
Also sometimes persons whose name isnt Kevin get called undercover Kevin because their fucking stupid.
Person 1: Look that stupid idiot just said "do u know da wai".
Person 2: Whats his name?
Person 1: Kevin.
Person 2: What a fucking coincidence.
Person 2: Whats his name?
Person 1: Kevin.
Person 2: What a fucking coincidence.
by Stoney7333 July 8, 2018
Get the Kevinmug. So you believe everything you hear? You're such a Kevin.
He's a kevin, he needs a tutor for everything.
He's a kevin, he needs a tutor for everything.
by MrWiseGuy02 October 25, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. 