November 1st

November 1st. it’s the first day of no nut November..put your lotion away homies.

Ay its November 1st... yk what that’s means

by Nonut69 October 31, 2019

April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

February 1st

It’s @ambeeeerskyeeee (on TikTok) birthday yay

“Hey it’s February 1st, @ambeeeerskyeeee birthday

by PumpingCandy April 6, 2021

May 1st

An angel would be born in this day. This day shows that if you were born in it you belong with an early June bird. Someone born in the first 5 days of June and may belong together.

Born in may 1st? May 1st - June 5th is when your soulmate is born

by Lovely hoe January 5, 2020

April 1st

If you birth is on this day you adopted. Think about if your parents say "your birthday is today" on april 1st they are pranking you.

Dad: Your birthday is today, April 1st
You: Really?!
Dad: Ya its today is the day my girlfriend, your mom, went into labor with my kid.... APRIL FOOLS
You: Wait so your girlfriend didn't go into labor on april 1st?
Dad: My girlfriend did but not your mom >;)

by Becky said stop March 31, 2020

April 1st

If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day

“Look at her”
“She looks likes she was born on April 1st “
“She’s a mistake”

by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020

January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want

“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x

by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022