by followmytiktok May 31, 2021
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Get the November 1stmug. The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.
And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021
Get the April 1stmug. If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day
by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020
Get the April 1stmug.