Shower dif

Term used at the end of League of Legends matches to flex on the losing team. Insinuates that the winning difference was the relatively higher hygiene of the winning team.

LoLUsername: lol gg shower dif

by flojoschmo November 1, 2022

Shower fart

When you fart in a stand up shower, the smell immediatly reaches your face and nose, when you fart an then cant breath in the shower.

Yo, man you dont look so good did you just Shower fart in there.

Blehhhh i cant breath i just shower farted

by [e-mail] March 23, 2005

shower babies

When a man masturbates in the shower,

This one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my balls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.

by cyber thug December 22, 2008

Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?

Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".

by JaysJob August 20, 2009

shower basketball

When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet

"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"

by mastermorris September 28, 2013

shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.

what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.

by K-fuss1 July 11, 2016

Shower Ammo

Term used in referencing masturbation when describing a beautiful young lady because one may try and remember that particular person in order to pleasure thyself in the comfort and privacy of one's own shower. (noun or adjective)

Yo, check her out, that's some great shower ammo!

by drunk monkey-njh February 25, 2009