foot wine 

A catch-all term for low-end, mass-produced wines that often feature feet or footwear on the label.

Prominent examples include Flip Flop and Barefoot, but the term can apply to similar brands even if an actual foot is not depicted or overtly mentioned.

We went to the gas station looking for a 1995 Bordeaux to bring to the dinner party, but all they had was foot wine so we ended up with this one with a high-heeled shoe on the label. Bon appetit.

foot wine by the_shoegazer October 29, 2017

You-cry'n'wine-tubers 

1. This is what I call the people who use Youtube to post videos of themselves looking at the camera confessing their opions for certain maters. Normally these Youtubers are young adults or teenagers. Frankly they have nothing better to do with their time so they resort to making videos wineing and complaining about the world.

2. They are trying to make a name for themselves by trying to get a Youtube audience. In their mind this will make them famous for being on the inter-web

CrunkMonk3y: "You know those kids on Youtube to cry and wine about social issues or themselves?...Yeah well i call them You-cry'n'wine-tubers"

You-cry'n'wine-tubers by CrunkMonk3y January 24, 2012

White Wine 

Metaphor for cocaine

"I JUST BOUGHT SOME WHITE WINE FOR THE LOW"
"YOU KNOW I GOT THE WHITE WINE"

White Wine by VäikeKenni June 11, 2018

Cisco Wine 

Refers to the liquid waste excreted from The Dark Lord himself - comonly in strawberry and peach flavors fermented to the almost joke status of being called a wine. Cisco has known to be referred to as "Liquid Cocaine" or for more practical purposes, "Pipe Cleaner spilled on the floor of an abandoned Buffalo NY train station that eats through concrete faster than a Xenomorph's blood". Cisco, will fuck you in the asshole with a brick that has been dipped in Hepatitis and Fear. It is in the family with the common street wine Wild Irish Rose - except WIR would be a newborn baby and Cisco is the abusive step-father with boundary issues. Can also be used to power a Pratt&Whitney F-16 fighter jet engine or euthanize lab rats. Drinking this substance will lead to physical destruction and loss of memory....for up to the rest of your life. People have reported waking up in pools their own urine, vomit, feces and the broom closet of the YMCA in Rockport Maryland. The hangover that can result from Cisco is the equivalent of sticking your head up the ass of a Kentucky Derby horse in full sprint and being ejected into a brick wall all while undergoing Chemotherapy treatments that could kill an elephant. You are also guranteed to loose one friend while undergoing a Cisco bender and cause your father not to love you anymore; excessive violence has also been reported and wild violent threats to shut down the internet, (not yours the actual Internet) and falling off roofs.

Darren: you seen travis

Mike: he drank two bottles of Cisco Wine the other day on a dare; pulled out his penis in front of a Tourbus carrying "Sisters for Christ" senior leaders and woke up in the stormdrain he thought existed.

Darren:....he in jail?
Mike: yes hes in jail - the storm drain was a womens shelter.

Cisco Wine by david magnolia June 29, 2010

man wine 

Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.

Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.

man wine by a1miller October 27, 2011

ghetto wine 

A fruit flavored wine that is resonably cheap at anywhere between $1.50 to $2.80 a bottle. Some popular brands are Cisco, Thunderbird, Night Train, Wild Irish Rose, and of course MD 20/20. They usually cause a drunken stupor and extremely bad hangovers.

DAMN! This Ghetto Wine gots my ass throwed!

ghetto wine by J Velvet May 14, 2005

Scatalina Wine Mixer 

When an ordinary kickback turns into an all out, but totally awesome, scat party and orgy.

Everyone makes it a point to attend Frank's parties. They always turn into more than just a kickback. Last month his Netflix and chill turned into an all out Scatalina Wine Mixer.

Scatalina Wine Mixer by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015