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Wine Voice

When somebody, typically an adult, talks in a different voice after having multiple glasses of wine.
“Mom how many glasses of wine did you have last night?”- James

“Oh honey I only had one glass last night”- mom

“Bullsh*t mom, I could hear your Wine Voice the second you started talking”-James
by Jwray all day March 8, 2019
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wine order

White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright
His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order
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Thumbquat Wine

A mixture of unknown liquids, drank from a gauntlet. Only consumed by fucking idiots!
Mama makes the best thumbquat wine. It'll fuck you up!
by LMROBS September 4, 2021
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Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.
At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!
by EasyBakeCoven July 7, 2021
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Wine Jockey

A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.
Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.
by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019
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Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.
Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.
by WTFunny September 18, 2020
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wine flu

flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover
When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.
by snickrdoodle January 7, 2010
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