Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020

jank

adjective.

when someone/something looks ugly, messy, crusty, rusty, or very odd.

can also be said with a "y" at the end when saying "jank-ass" --> "janky-ass"

Yoo his new girl actually looks jank.

This jank-ass car be giving me real problems.

by TheatreInACrowdedFire August 7, 2019

Jank

A term used for Crystal meth. Originated in N. Carolina by a girl who’s initials are S.R.

We gotta get some Jank, that’s fendi

by Hoytsrompah September 8, 2020

Jank

plural: janx

definition: male version of treesh, some boy who acts brand new, hoes around and treats you like shiit

Her: You heard what Manuel did at the party?

Me: Yeah he and his boys are janx

Marisa: Ooo who is the new boy?

George: Yeah but he a jank

by Urban Dictionary Spectator May 2, 2019

Jank

The biggest one I know. The biggest one anybody knows for that matter.

I has no choccy milk, I blame Jank

by 🅱️Jason Davis January 13, 2022

jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it

Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.

by parkmaster January 19, 2015

Jank

When you jerk off but accidentally start having sex.

"I can't believe you Janked last night!"

by AutoHCF February 19, 2022