zoomphobia

When you go to way too many zoom meetings and are afraid if zoom.

I went to too many online classes, now I have zoomphobia 🤣🤣🤣

by anonymous September 14, 2020

zomped

tired, sleepy

I was so busy today, I'm zomped!

by Winnie89 April 27, 2010

Zomped

Zomped has basically the same meaning as owned, or pwned.It means to be beaten very very very badly by something or some one, to to beat something or some one very badly, to an embarassing level.

He zomped the competition.
I was completed zomped last night.

by QuakeFit September 23, 2005

zompire dracularius

A rare monster which involves a cross-breed between a vampire and a zombie. They are very dangerous, and if you see one, you should run.

Darcula's illigitimate son (via Cleopatra) is the most prime example. His name is Tom Cruise, and is the worlds most famous zompire dracularius.

by zompired October 14, 2009

Zompkin

The act of giving a blumpkin to a dead guy, or as the word suggests .. a zombie.

Guy: What's wrong?!
Girl: Well, I thought I was giving my boyfriend a blumkin, and I didn't realize that halfway through, it turned into a ZOMPKIN!

by stevekhool July 29, 2008

zompla

a canadian meal taken after supper when you are still hungry

Matthew: Adrian, are you still hungry?

Adrian: of course i eat non stop i'm australian, i'm going to have a canadina zompla

by alsjdyfg October 3, 2009

zomplex

A complex or embarrassed feeling about saying words in a zombie tone, while in the presence of others.

I have a zomplex, so, I never zombify words or phrases in front of even my family.

by SM1 December 6, 2013