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zesty mess

Something so out of hand and lacking any control, but in a spicy and strangely interesting sort of way.
After meeting with her 5 times, we sent Doris the exact same information 5 different times. She has no idea what to do with any of it; she's such a zesty mess.
by EricAndrew October 26, 2008
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Zesty

;Drake

"21 can you do sum' for me? Can you talk to the opps necks for me? 21, do your thing, 21, do your thing
Do your thing, 21, do your thing"

Anyway, u hoes add me on tiktok, anniee.lc
ZESTY: when drake got a bbl, that bunda movin mad for 21 in that studio onggg
by anniee_lc November 8, 2022
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zesty tomato

1: beautiful woman whose mandatory attritribes include; medium to ginormous bosom, ample curves in the bust through lower hip region, general attitude ranging from fun-loving (overly playful) to downright crazy as a shit house rat.
At first glance she seems to be an upstanding member of the law enforcement community, but upon adornment of weekend attire and consumption of her first cocktail she exposed herself for the zesty tomato she truely is.
by neumsie September 5, 2008
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Zesty Mexican

The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!

Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
by Jack the Nipper November 2, 2014
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Zesty

Just something you call someone that always says sexual, outta pocket shit
Sarah: DAMN…I’d let nba nut in my eye

Kim: bruh..Sarah get yo zesty ass on
by Shithead (shi-thead) February 14, 2022
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Zesty Tango

A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski
Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.

Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it

Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!
by Wise Old Buck April 5, 2009
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Zasty

1. Zack +Christy= "Zasty".

2. Also, Name of a future 420 friendly, ptsd reducing, veteran owned Bakery & candy shop....undisputed edible champs of CENTX, and All TEX(future goal)
1. Zasty throws the best game nights....zack and Christy are a power couple that can combine their super powers to make ZASTY! Wonder woman

And superman joined into one

2. Zasty make the best crownies(cookie/brownies) ever! Bro I know, I ate 2 and was seeing new colors!
Man I'd rather have a zasty lollipop to curb my anxiety anyday over some wanna be date rape drug like xanex
by Rulostlilboy January 17, 2020
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